A
New Friend
CAST:
Johnny, Tiffany, Jorge, Alejandro, Amanda, Teacher.
SCENE
ONE:
School playground. Morning
Recess.
Students
are gathered in groups talking. JOHNNY,
TIFFANY and JORGE are laughing in a group.
ALEJANDRO walks by them – alone.
JOHNNY:
There’s the new kid. Should
we ask him if he wants to play tag with us.
TIFFANY:
(sarcastically) Only if you want to play alone.
(She nudges Jorge).
JORGE:
Yea, he looks like a real loser.
JOHNNY:
He looks just like you…you a loser too?
TIFFANY:
(agreeing) Now that you
mention it.
JORGE:
He doesn’t look like me. You
guys are such jerks.
(AMANDA
approaches. She is a fast talker.)
AMANDA:
(really fast) ‘K, I’ve
been eavesdropping and you guys are really not demonstrating any of the
friendship qualities that I, as a Girl Scout, have learned and practice.
Qualities that we, as Americans should always exemplify.
JOHNNY:
What?
JORGE:
I have no idea what half of those words mean.
AMANDA:
(rolling her eyes) You guys
know nothing about friendship.
TIFFANY:
Oh and you do…Miss I am smarter and better than anybody else because my
dad’s a doctor and yours hasn’t even been to college.
AMANDA:
I am not like that – I am smarter and better than you because I have a
higher IQ than everyone in our class – except for Natalia, except she
doesn’t count…
(Tiffany
says her lines as Amanda keeps talking.)
TIFFANY:
Why doesn’t Natalia count?
AMANDA:
(never stopping) …and because I have a wonderful sense of fairness and fashion
that no amount of money can buy. This
I do not get from my father – this I get from my mother who grew up on a small
farm in Iowa.
JOHNNY:
Do you have a point here because the bell’s going to ring and I’m not
going to have gotten out any of that energy that always seem to get my name on
the board.
(Jorge
nudges Johnny.)
AMANDA:
Well, you guys were talking about not wanting to play with Alejandro
because he looks like a loser and you were calling each other jerks and losers
etc. None of this displays very
friend-like behavior. Besides,
since you think Alejandro is a loser and you think each other are losers…you
should all get along find. (Amanda
walks away).
JORGE:
That girl has some serious issues.
TIFFANY:
And she just doesn’t get it. Alejandro
may be fine and all but he doesn’t even get us.
I mean it’s not just like he doesn’t speak English…I mean a lot of
our friends’ parents don’t speak much English or have great jobs or anything
but at least they’ve been to malls and In-n-Out and know what video games are
and stuff.
JORGE:
Exactly, I mean, my parents speak Spanish – I didn’t even speak
English until school, but it’s different…he’s so…
AMANDA:
New.
JOHNNY:
Not sure I agree guys…
(The
BELL rings.)
JORGE:
Ah man.
The scene fades out as they walk to class.